If you are looking for a humorous read…and if you follow golf at all…you’ll enjoy SI.com’s Alan Shipnuck today. Shipnuck covers golf for Sports Illustrated and its dotcom on a year-round basis, and he is a perpetual smartass. He spares the needle for no one (not even Tiger), and the object of his ridicule today is the somewhat slimmer Phil Mickelson as Mickelson returns to the Tour at the Bob Hope (first man to 30 under wins). Yahoo! Sports columnist Dan Wetzel provides a look at the remarkable charm and fortune of Tom Brady, and Barry Bonds says Mark McGwire and Pete Rose belong in the Hall of Fame.