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Text Box: Text Box: The Darkside Darth gets out his lightsaber to take on broadcasting legend Keith Jackson in his debut of The Darkside. Darth will tell you why the Rose Bowl coverage should have been more Vince Young and less USC. Darth also takes time to ‘step up’ his game and take a shot at Joe Theismann. Text Box: The Hypocrite’s Guide to Politics Darth Reagan has the Democratic playbook for tearing down the Bush administration. Step inside to take Darth’s special quiz and find out why the Democratic Party should be undergoing a name change. Text Box: Broke-Box Office Darth Reagan decries the efforts of Hollywood ideologues trying to portray homosexuality as a mainstream concept. And he wonders, if Brokeback Mountain is a part of mainstream culture, why won’t anyone pay to see it? Text Box: Darth’s Data Files Need more of Darth Reagan’s take on sports, politics, and life? Drop into to our staunch conservative’s library to find out how things are, and how they should be. The World According to Darth

Darth Reagan is The High Court’s resident Star Wars guru, and its resident staunch conservative.  So if you are a Democrat, you know he truly wields the power of the Darkside.  The man behind the masks (Darth and Mr. Reagan, depending on his mood) is Andy Lyon.  We expect Andy to be running Florida from the governor’s office in the next fifteen to twenty years.  But in the meantime, you can find him here at The High Court of Sports.  Andy is a former standout first baseman at Bellarmine College, and he spent a season in professional baseball with the Catskill Cougars of the Northeast League.  Andy was a dominant hitter during his career, and you will see him bring the same hard-hitting approach to his opinion on sports, politics, and key social issues.  You can certainly pity the objects of Darth Reagan’s wrath.  And watch out for that light saber…

 

You can contact Darth Reagan at darthreagan@thehighcourtofsports.com.

In the photo above, you see Darth Reagan at his annual Halloween Darkside/GOP membership drive.  Nothing like getting those converts at a young age, is there Darth?

Now you see why Al Gore never had a chance in Florida in 2000.  The real force was with George W. Bush.

 

 
Darth's GOP Quote of the Day

“I don’t believe in a government that protects us from ourselves.”

 

President Ronald Reagan